Night Terrors & Zoomies: 3AM Conjurations
Alarmus Felinus
Incantation
The sun is not up.
The bowl is not full.
Your eyes are closed.
Not for long.
BOOP. BOOP. BOOP.
- Crime
- Wakes you up before sunrise with a paw to the nose.
- Casting time
- Before the sun, every single day
- Mana cost
- 1 sleepy human, 1 soft boop, and 0 snooze buttons
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, poking a sleeping human's nose with one paw, wide-eyed and impatient, alarm clock with hands pointing at five. Casting time: before the sun, every single day.
Boop. Boop. BOOP. The breakfast committee has convened without you. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 sleepy human, 1 soft boop, and 0 snooze buttons.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Play hard in the evening, then serve a meal; hunt, eat, groom, sleep is the natural cat bedtime routine.
2. Try not to reward 3 AM demands with food or attention, so the spell stops working.
3. An automatic feeder can take you out of the breakfast equation.
4. Leave a few toys or a window perch out for solo night entertainment.
