Night Terrors & Zoomies: 3AM Conjurations
Litterus Zoomus Exitus
Incantation
The deed is done.
Do not look back.
Run like the wind.
Run like it is chasing you.
ZOOOOOM.
- Crime
- Sprints out of the litter box at full speed.
- Casting time
- Zero seconds, she is already gone
- Mana cost
- 1 freshly used litter box, 4 turbo paws, and 0 looking back
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, sprinting out of a litter box at full speed with a dust cloud trail. Casting time: zero seconds, she is already gone.
The deed is done. Do not look back. Run like the wind and leave a dust cloud as a signature. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 freshly used litter box, 4 turbo paws, and 0 looking back.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Post-bathroom zoomies are common and usually harmless.
2. Keep the litter box clean, since many cats are picky about tidiness.
3. A common guideline is one box per cat plus one, in quiet spots.
4. Any sudden change in bathroom habits is worth a vet check.
