Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards

Bedus Makeus Ruinus

Spell tierArchmage
Bedus Makeus Ruinus

Incantation

Sheet goes up.
Lump appears.
The bed is made.
With me inside.

Crime
Hides under the sheets while you make the bed.
Casting time
The exact moment you start making the bed
Mana cost
1 fresh bedsheet, 1 hidden cat, and a mysterious lump that refuses to move

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, lump under a bedsheet while human tries to make the bed. Casting time: the exact moment you start making the bed.

The sheet goes up. A lump appears. The lump giggles, probably. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fresh bedsheet, 1 hidden cat, and a mysterious lump that refuses to move.

Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.

Counter-spell

1. Put their own cozy bed or blanket on your bed so they have a spot.
2. Play and feed before bedtime so they settle sooner.
3. Gently move them and reward them for using their spot.

Wear the spell

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