Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards
Mortgagus Ignoreus
Incantation
Stack the papers high.
Ignore the red ink.
A king does not pay.
A king sits.
IGNOREUS.
- Crime
- Sits on the stack of bills and refuses to move.
- Casting time
- Until the envelopes stop coming, so forever
- Mana cost
- 1 stack of red-stamped bills, 1 royal behind, 0 dollars
It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, seated like a king on a throne-stack of overdue bills with red stamps. Casting time: until the envelopes stop coming, so forever.
The bills are now a throne. Due dates are not recognized in this kingdom. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 stack of red-stamped bills, 1 royal behind, 0 dollars.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Your cat probably wants attention; schedule short play sessions at predictable times.
2. Put a cozy bed or box right next to your workspace, book or TV spot.
3. Reward them for using their spot instead of yours.
4. Ignore the blockade calmly when you can, so it is not extra rewarding.
