Affection (with Teeth): Love Spells

Bellyus Trapus

Spell tierArchmage
Bellyus Trapus

Incantation

Behold the belly.
Soft. Fluffy. Trusting.
Reach for it, human.
Closer. Closer.
GOTCHA.

Crime
Shows a fluffy belly, then grabs the hand that touches it.
Casting time
Right when you think it's safe
Mana cost
1 fluffy belly, 4 hidden claws, and 0 percent chance you resist

Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, lying on its back showing a fluffy irresistible belly, a human hand reaching in, tiny claws hidden ready. Casting time: right when you think it's safe.

The belly is a lake of floof with tiny claw-shaped rocks at the bottom. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fluffy belly, 4 hidden claws, and 0 percent chance you resist.

Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.

Counter-spell

1. A shown belly is usually a sign of trust, not an invitation to rub.
2. If you want to pet, try the cheeks and chin first.
3. Watch the tail and ears for signals to stop.
4. Keep a toy handy to redirect any bunny kicks.

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