Affection (with Teeth): Love Spells
Biscuitus Bakus
Spell tier
Incantation
Left paw. Right paw.
The dough must be kneaded.
The bakery is open.
No customers allowed.
BISCUITS.
- Crime
- Kneads blankets, laps and pillows with tiny paws.
- Casting time
- As long as the blanket stays fluffy
- Mana cost
- 1 fluffy blanket, 4 tiny bakers, and 0 actual biscuits
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, kneading a fluffy blanket with eyes half closed, little bread loaves floating around. Casting time: as long as the blanket stays fluffy.
Left paw, right paw: the bakery is open and the dough is your thigh. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fluffy blanket, 4 tiny bakers, and 0 actual biscuits.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Kneading is a common comfort behavior; enjoy it.
2. Keep a thick blanket on your lap to protect your legs.
3. Regular nail trims make biscuit time less pokey.
