Affection (with Teeth): Love Spells

Hoodus Napus

Spell tierCantrip
Hoodus Napus

Incantation

Hood.
Warm.
Close.
Purr.

Crime
Naps in your hoodie hood while you wear it.
Casting time
When you're wearing your comfiest hoodie
Mana cost
1 hoodie, 1 empty hood, and the coziest nap in the world

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, snuggled in the hood of a hoodie a human is wearing, sparkly eyes open, peeking over the shoulder. Casting time: when you're wearing your comfiest hoodie.

Cozy, close, and breathing softly in your ear. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 hoodie, 1 empty hood, and the coziest nap in the world.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Return a slow blink; many cats seem to find it reassuring.
2. Let your cat start contact and choose how close to be.
3. Offer chin and cheek scratches, which most cats enjoy.
4. Keep a calm, predictable routine; it builds trust.

Wear the spell

Hoodus Napus Wizard Cat Sticker Hoodus Napus Wizard Cat Sticker

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