Affection (with Teeth): Love Spells
Breathus Fishus
Spell tier
Incantation
Yawn.
Close.
Fishy.
Love you.
- Crime
- Yawns right in your face with fishy breath.
- Casting time
- Right as you lean in for a kiss
- Mana cost
- 1 big yawn, 1 face at close range, and a wave of fish breath strong enough to stop time
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, yawning in a face with little stink lines. Casting time: right as you lean in for a kiss.
A big loving yawn, delivered at close range, with a fishy aroma. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 big yawn, 1 face at close range, and a wave of fish breath strong enough to stop time.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Start tooth brushing slowly, with a finger and cat toothpaste; never use human toothpaste.
2. Build up a few seconds at a time, with praise.
3. Ask your vet about dental care options if brushing is not possible.
