Hunt & Play Arcana: Pounce Spells

Chatterus Birdus

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Chatterus Birdus

Incantation

Bird.
Bird.
BIRD.
Ek ek ek ek.
ONE DAY.

Crime
Chatters at birds through the window.
Casting time
The whole time the bird is outside
Mana cost
1 window, 1 tiny yellow bird, and 0 chance she catches it

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, at a window with jaw chattering at a little bird outside, tail twitching. Casting time: the whole time the bird is outside.

Ek ek ek ek. The bird does not know it has been sentenced. The glass knows. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 window, 1 tiny yellow bird, and 0 chance she catches it.

No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."

Counter-spell

1. A window perch or a bird feeder outside gives safe entertainment.
2. Chattering at birds is normal hunting excitement.
3. Follow window time with a play session so they get to 'catch' something.

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