School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Cordus Chewus
Incantation
Long and bendy.
Chew.
Chew.
Low battery.
- Crime
- Chews charging cables.
- Casting time
- The night before a big trip
- Mana cost
- 1 charging cable, 2 tiny fangs, and a phone that will never charge again
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, chewing a phone charging cable. Casting time: the night before a big trip.
Your charger now has tiny tooth marks, and the cat has a very guilty face. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 charging cable, 2 tiny fangs, and a phone that will never charge again.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Use cord covers or tuck cables behind furniture; chewing live cords is a real hazard.
2. Unplug chargers when not in use.
3. Offer safe chew-satisfying toys and plenty of play to redirect the urge.
4. Pet-safe bitter sprays can make cables less tempting.
