School of Chaos: Destruction Arts

Curtainus Climbus

Spell tierForbidden
Curtainus Climbus

Incantation

Grab.
Climb.
Higher.
Help.

Crime
Climbs the curtains.
Casting time
The moment you hang new curtains
Mana cost
1 curtain, 4 claws, and a climb straight to the top

Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, clinging halfway up a curtain. Casting time: the moment you hang new curtains.

Halfway up the curtain, stuck, proud, and calling for assistance. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 curtain, 4 claws, and a climb straight to the top.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Offer cat trees and shelves so climbing has an approved route.
2. Cordless blinds and sturdy curtain rods are safer for curious climbers.
3. A window perch gives them the view without the climb.

Wear the spell

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