Night Terrors & Zoomies: 3AM Conjurations
Fridgeus Topus Lurkus
Spell tier
Incantation
High.
Warm.
Watching.
Snacks below.
- Crime
- Lurks on top of the fridge.
- Casting time
- Whenever you walk into the kitchen without looking up
- Mana cost
- 1 tall fridge, 1 silent jump, and a perfect view of your snacks
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, lurking on top of the fridge. Casting time: whenever you walk into the kitchen without looking up.
The highest point in the kitchen, guarded by two sparkly eyes. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 tall fridge, 1 silent jump, and a perfect view of your snacks.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Offer cat trees and shelves so climbing has an approved route.
2. Cordless blinds and sturdy curtain rods are safer for curious climbers.
3. A window perch gives them the view without the climb.
