Kitchen Chaos
Fridgeus Teleportus
Incantation
The cold box opened.
I was asleep upstairs.
I am now here.
Do not ask how.
CHEESE?
- Crime
- Appears in front of the fridge the instant it opens.
- Casting time
- 0.2 seconds after the fridge opens
- Mana cost
- 1 fridge door, 1 cheese slice, and 0 footsteps heard
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, appearing instantly in front of an open fridge, human looking surprised. Casting time: 0.2 seconds after the fridge opens.
Asleep upstairs one second, sitting on your foot by the cheese drawer the next. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 fridge door, 1 cheese slice, and 0 footsteps heard.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Stick to regular mealtimes so the bowl is not a constant negotiation.
2. Puzzle feeders and treat balls turn dinner into a hunt and slow fast eaters down.
3. Do not share from your plate; many human foods, like onion, garlic and chocolate, are unsafe for cats.
4. If appetite or begging changes suddenly, check in with your vet.
