Kitchen Chaos
Grassus Munchus Regretus
Spell tier
Incantation
Green blade.
So tasty.
One more.
Wait.
Uh oh.
...EXCUSE ME.
- Crime
- Eats grass, then immediately regrets it.
- Casting time
- About four bites, then a dramatic pause
- Mana cost
- 1 blade of grass, 1 brave tummy, and 0 lessons learned
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, eating a blade of grass with an uh-oh face, tiny green swirl above head. Casting time: about four bites, then a dramatic pause.
One blade, so tasty. Two blades. Wait. Uh oh. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 blade of grass, 1 brave tummy, and 0 lessons learned.
The cat considers this a total success and takes a celebratory nap.
Counter-spell
1. Cat grass grown indoors is a safe green option; avoid lawns that may be treated with chemicals.
2. Occasional grass nibbling is common, but frequent vomiting is worth a vet visit.
3. Keep toxic houseplants out of reach so the only greens available are safe ones.
