Affection (with Teeth): Love Spells
Hairus Humanus Groomus
Spell tier
Incantation
Lick.
Lick.
Fixed.
Family.
- Crime
- Grooms your hair.
- Casting time
- When you finally lie down on the couch
- Mana cost
- 1 human head, 1 sandpaper tongue, and a hairstyle nobody asked for
Here is how the spell unfolds: our tiny wizard cat, grooming a human's hair. Casting time: when you finally lie down on the couch.
You are family now, and your hair needs serious help. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 human head, 1 sandpaper tongue, and a hairstyle nobody asked for.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Return a slow blink; many cats seem to find it reassuring.
2. Let your cat start contact and choose how close to be.
3. Offer chin and cheek scratches, which most cats enjoy.
4. Keep a calm, predictable routine; it builds trust.
