Fears & Dramatics: Theatrical Illusions

Groomus Pausus

Spell tierCantrip
Groomus Pausus

Incantation

Lick.
Lick.
Wait.
Forgot.

Crime
Freezes mid-lick with one leg in the air.
Casting time
Halfway through a bath, when something catches her eye
Mana cost
1 leg in the air, 1 tongue out, and a total system freeze

Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, frozen mid-lick with leg in the air. Casting time: halfway through a bath, when something catches her eye.

One leg up, tongue out, totally frozen, staring at nothing. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 leg in the air, 1 tongue out, and a total system freeze.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Brush regularly to reduce loose fur and hairballs.
2. Introduce brushing or nail trims slowly, a little at a time, with treats.
3. Use a lint roller and a cat-free closet for your dark clothes.

Wear the spell

Groomus Pausus Wizard Cat Sticker Groomus Pausus Wizard Cat Sticker

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