Fears & Dramatics: Theatrical Illusions

Jumpus Failus

Spell tierArchmage
Jumpus Failus

Incantation

Leap.
Miss.
Fall.
Nobody saw.

Crime
Misses a jump onto the counter.
Casting time
Whenever someone is watching
Mana cost
1 counter, 1 overconfident leap, and a loud scraping sound on the way down

Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, missing a jump onto a counter, mid-fall. Casting time: whenever someone is watching.

The jump was planned. The landing was not. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 counter, 1 overconfident leap, and a loud scraping sound on the way down.

The cat considers this a total success and takes a celebratory nap.

Counter-spell

1. Make high spots easier to reach with steps or a cat tree.
2. Keep landing zones clear of slippery or breakable things.
3. Laugh quietly; cats seem to prefer dignity.

Wear the spell

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