School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Lipbalmus Swatus
Incantation
Small. Round. Rolling.
Under the couch it goes.
It lives there now.
BYE.
- Crime
- Swats small objects under the couch.
- Casting time
- The second you put it down
- Mana cost
- 1 small round lip balm, 1 couch with a mysterious dark underneath, 1 winking pink cat
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, mid-swat sending a lip balm tube flying toward the edge of a couch. Casting time: the second you put it down.
Small, round, rolling. Under the couch it goes, to join the collection. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 small round lip balm, 1 couch with a mysterious dark underneath, 1 winking pink cat.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Store small things like hair ties, earbuds and pen caps in drawers or lidded boxes; small items can be swallowed.
2. Give them cat-safe toys to bat around instead, and rotate them so they stay exciting.
3. Trade the stolen item for a treat rather than chasing them through the house.
4. If you think something was swallowed, call your vet right away.
