Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery

Mondayus Cancellus

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Mondayus Cancellus

Incantation

One swat. One flame.
The first day is no more.
The week now begins on nap.
CANCELLUS.

Crime
Swats things off the wall calendar and acts like Monday is cancelled.
Casting time
Sunday night, the exact moment you remember your alarm
Mana cost
1 wall calendar, 1 well-aimed swat, and at least 14 hours of planned napping

The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, swats a wall calendar, Monday's square bursts into flames. Casting time: sunday night, the exact moment you remember your alarm.

One swat and the worst day of the week is a tiny pile of ash. The cat accepts your thanks. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 wall calendar, 1 well-aimed swat, and at least 14 hours of planned napping.

No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."

Counter-spell

1. Daily interactive play helps burn energy and boredom.
2. Puzzle feeders turn mealtime into a fun challenge.
3. A predictable routine for meals, play and sleep helps most cats feel secure.
4. Cat trees, window perches and boxes give a busy cat plenty to do.

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