Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards
Paperus Singleus Sittus
Incantation
One sheet.
Whole floor.
I choose here.
Always here.
- Crime
- Sits on any single sheet of paper on the floor.
- Casting time
- The second a piece of paper touches the floor
- Mana cost
- 1 sheet of paper, 1 cat, and a total claim on it
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, sitting on a single sheet of paper on the floor. Casting time: the second a piece of paper touches the floor.
One sheet on a giant floor, and they find it within seconds. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 sheet of paper, 1 cat, and a total claim on it.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Your cat probably wants attention; schedule short play sessions at predictable times.
2. Put a cozy bed or box right next to your workspace, book or TV spot.
3. Reward them for using their spot instead of yours.
4. Ignore the blockade calmly when you can, so it is not extra rewarding.
