Kitchen Chaos

Pillus Spitus

Spell tierArchmage
Pillus Spitus

Incantation

Yum.
Crunch.
Wait.
Ptoo.

Crime
Finds the pill in every treat and spits it out.
Casting time
Every single time you think you've won
Mana cost
1 tiny pill, 1 delicious treat, and a perfect spit shot

Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, spitting a pill out of a treat. Casting time: every single time you think you've won.

The treat was eaten. The pill was returned, politely, onto the rug. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 tiny pill, 1 delicious treat, and a perfect spit shot.

Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.

Counter-spell

1. Ask your vet about pill pockets, liquids or other forms if pills are a battle.
2. Give treats before and after, so pill time is not only bad news.
3. Stay calm and quick; practice handling when there is no pill.

Wear the spell

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