Kitchen Chaos
Butterus Lickus
Incantation
Smooth.
Yellow.
Licked.
Mine.
- Crime
- Licks the butter on the counter.
- Casting time
- The minute the butter is left out to soften
- Mana cost
- 1 stick of butter, 1 sandpaper tongue, and tiny tongue grooves down one side
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, licking a stick of butter on the counter. Casting time: the minute the butter is left out to soften.
A stick of butter now has tiny tongue grooves, like art. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 stick of butter, 1 sandpaper tongue, and tiny tongue grooves down one side.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Give them an approved high spot near the kitchen, like a cat tree or shelf, and reward them for using it.
2. Keep counters clear of food so there is nothing to win up there.
3. Never leave hot stovetops or knives unattended with a curious cat around.
4. Gently lift them down and redirect, every time; consistency beats volume.
