Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards
Pushupus Interruptus
Incantation
Up.
Down.
I am weight.
You are strong.
- Crime
- Sits on your back during workouts.
- Casting time
- The exact moment you get into plank position
- Mana cost
- 1 yoga mat, 1 pink dumbbell, and 8 pounds of extremely soft extra resistance
It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, sitting on human's back during push-ups. Casting time: the exact moment you get into plank position.
Every push-up now includes a bonus fluffy weight. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 yoga mat, 1 pink dumbbell, and 8 pounds of extremely soft extra resistance.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Your cat probably wants attention; schedule short play sessions at predictable times.
2. Put a cozy bed or box right next to your workspace, book or TV spot.
3. Reward them for using their spot instead of yours.
4. Ignore the blockade calmly when you can, so it is not extra rewarding.
