Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards
Selfieus Photobombus
Spell tier

Incantation
Smile.
Click.
Surprise.
My face.
- Crime
- Fills up your selfie with their face.
- Casting time
- The exact moment you smile for a selfie
- Mana cost
- 1 phone, 1 selfie, and one giant cat face right in front of yours
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, face filling a human's selfie. Casting time: the exact moment you smile for a selfie.
Every selfie becomes a catfie. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 phone, 1 selfie, and one giant cat face right in front of yours.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Your cat probably wants attention; schedule short play sessions at predictable times.
2. Put a cozy bed or box right next to your workspace, book or TV spot.
3. Reward them for using their spot instead of yours.
4. Ignore the blockade calmly when you can, so it is not extra rewarding.

