Sitting Where You Shouldn't: Barrier Wards

Tvus Blockus

Spell tierAdept
Tvus Blockus

Incantation

The glow.
The noise.
I am the show.
Watch me.

Crime
Sits right in front of the TV.
Casting time
Right before the big twist in your show
Mana cost
1 TV screen, 1 perfectly placed bottom, and 0 spoilers, because you saw nothing

It always begins the same way: our tiny wizard cat, sitting directly in front of the TV. Casting time: right before the big twist in your show.

The show is very good, they assume, from directly in front of it. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 TV screen, 1 perfectly placed bottom, and 0 spoilers, because you saw nothing.

Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.

Counter-spell

1. Your cat probably wants attention; schedule short play sessions at predictable times.
2. Put a cozy bed or box right next to your workspace, book or TV spot.
3. Reward them for using their spot instead of yours.
4. Ignore the blockade calmly when you can, so it is not extra rewarding.

Wear the spell

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