School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Showerus Coldus Switchus
Incantation
You sing in the shower.
I turn the dial.
The singing stops.
BRRR.
- Crime
- Watches you in the shower and supervises bath time.
- Casting time
- The best part of your shower song
- Mana cost
- 1 shower knob, 1 human mid-chorus, 1 mint-green cat who prefers silence
The Spellbook describes the scene like this: our tiny wizard cat, turning a shower knob toward blue, droplets, evil grin. Casting time: the best part of your shower song.
You sing in the shower. They turn the dial. The song changes key. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 shower knob, 1 human mid-chorus, 1 mint-green cat who prefers silence.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Return a slow blink; many cats seem to find it reassuring.
2. Let your cat start contact and choose how close to be.
3. Offer chin and cheek scratches, which most cats enjoy.
4. Keep a calm, predictable routine; it builds trust.
