School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Toastus Butterus Downus
Incantation
Butter side up.
One gentle nudge.
Physics wins.
SPLAT.
- Crime
- Nudges food off the plate just to watch it fall.
- Casting time
- The moment your back is turned
- Mana cost
- 1 slice of buttered toast, 1 plate near the edge, 1 orange cat doing a science experiment
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, flipping a slice of buttered toast off a plate, butter side falling down. Casting time: the moment your back is turned.
Butter side up, one gentle nudge, physics takes it from there. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 slice of buttered toast, 1 plate near the edge, 1 orange cat doing a science experiment.
Sparkly eyes, zero regret, maximum floof. The spell is complete.
Counter-spell
1. Give them a legal launch pad: a cleared shelf or window perch that is theirs to patrol.
2. Play a wand-toy session before your usual 'watching' times, like coffee or calls, so the hunting urge is spent.
3. Keep breakables and full mugs away from edges, or use museum putty on things that must stay put.
4. When they boop something, calmly redirect to a toy instead of a big reaction; drama is the treat.
