School of Chaos: Destruction Arts
Thermostatus Tropicus
Incantation
Turn it up.
Up. Further.
We live in summer now.
TOASTY.
- Crime
- Seeks out the warmest spot in the house.
- Casting time
- While you are at work
- Mana cost
- 1 wall thermostat, 1 yellow cat with a sunbeam agenda, 1 surprising energy bill
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, cranking a wall thermostat dial up to a red high number, sunglasses-free, smug. Casting time: while you are at work.
Up, further, further. The house is a tropical island now, population: one smug wizard. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 wall thermostat, 1 yellow cat with a sunbeam agenda, 1 surprising energy bill.
Afterward, the tiny wizard gives a happy little mrrp, tucks their toe beans under, and accepts all compliments.
Counter-spell
1. Provide warm spots on purpose: a window perch, a fleece bed, or a pet-safe heated pad on low.
2. Leave room to move away from heat so they can regulate their temperature.
3. Put a cozy bed near where you are; many cats want warmth and company.
