Order of the Loaf: Slumber Sorcery
Sweaterus Cozyus Maximus
Spell tier
Incantation
Knit by grandma.
Worn by me.
The coziest spell of winter.
Do not wash.
HANDS OFF.
- Crime
- Burrows into your sweaters until only the ears show.
- Casting time
- The moment you open the closet
- Mana cost
- 1 pile of chunky knit sweaters, 1 grandma, 1 small grey cat who will not be moved
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, nestled inside a chunky knit sweater pile, only ears showing. Casting time: the moment you open the closet.
Knit by grandma, worn by the cat. The coziness is at maximum and cannot go higher. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 pile of chunky knit sweaters, 1 grandma, 1 small grey cat who will not be moved.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Brush your cat regularly to reduce shedding.
2. Keep a lint roller near the door.
3. Make the closet a cat-free zone and give them their own cozy spot instead.
