Night Terrors & Zoomies: 3AM Conjurations
Snoozus Pawus
Incantation
Beep.
Beep.
SLAP.
Silence.
- Crime
- Smacks the alarm clock.
- Casting time
- 6:00 AM sharp, every single weekday
- Mana cost
- 1 ringing alarm clock, 1 heavy paw, and a very strong opinion about mornings
Every household has seen it at least once: our tiny wizard cat, smacking a ringing alarm clock with its paw. Casting time: 6:00 AM sharp, every single weekday.
The noisy box screams. One paw slap, and peace returns to the kingdom. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 ringing alarm clock, 1 heavy paw, and a very strong opinion about mornings.
Then they wash one paw, very slowly, as if nothing happened at all.
Counter-spell
1. Play hard in the evening, then serve a meal; hunt, eat, groom, sleep is the natural cat bedtime routine.
2. Try not to reward 3 AM demands with food or attention, so the spell stops working.
3. An automatic feeder can take you out of the breakfast equation.
4. Leave a few toys or a window perch out for solo night entertainment.
