Kitchen Chaos
Treatus Shakus Summonus
Incantation
Shake, shake.
From three rooms away.
Through a closed door.
Out of a deep sleep.
I HAVE ARRIVED.
- Crime
- Teleports from three rooms away at the sound of a treat bag.
- Casting time
- Faster than light, slower than dinner
- Mana cost
- 1 shaken treat bag, 4 zooming paws, and 0 regard for physics
Witnesses report the following: our tiny wizard cat, teleporting at full speed toward a human shaking a bag of treats, motion lines everywhere. Casting time: faster than light, slower than dinner.
Sound travels slower than this cat. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 shaken treat bag, 4 zooming paws, and 0 regard for physics.
Scholars agree it is impossible to stay mad at a face that round.
Counter-spell
1. Stick to regular mealtimes so the bowl is not a constant negotiation.
2. Puzzle feeders and treat balls turn dinner into a hunt and slow fast eaters down.
3. Do not share from your plate; many human foods, like onion, garlic and chocolate, are unsafe for cats.
4. If appetite or begging changes suddenly, check in with your vet.
