Kitchen Chaos
Tunaus Aromaus
Incantation
Can opens.
Smell rises.
I float.
Mine.
- Crime
- Floats toward the smell of an open tuna can.
- Casting time
- The second the can opener makes a sound
- Mana cost
- 1 open can of tuna, 1 twitching nose, and enough levitation to cross the whole house
Picture this: our tiny wizard cat, floating toward the smell lines from an open tuna can. Casting time: the second the can opener makes a sound.
Ears up, nose up, paws barely touching the floor. The tuna has called. The mana bill arrives right on schedule: 1 open can of tuna, 1 twitching nose, and enough levitation to cross the whole house.
No apology is ever issued. Only a slow blink, which, in Spellbook Latin, means "you are welcome."
Counter-spell
1. Stick to regular mealtimes so the bowl is not a constant negotiation.
2. Puzzle feeders and treat balls turn dinner into a hunt and slow fast eaters down.
3. Do not share from your plate; many human foods, like onion, garlic and chocolate, are unsafe for cats.
4. If appetite or begging changes suddenly, check in with your vet.
