Abacusus Countus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 363 (the page full of tally marks, all of them crossed out and redone)
- Spell
- Abacusus Countus
- Difficulty
- Adept (the maths is easy, the result is devastating)
- Casting time
- Snack time, every snack time
- Mana required
- 1 rainbow abacus, 10 treats that were promised and one very serious accountant
A chubby brown tabby wizard cat in a mint-green star hat sits down at her rainbow abacus with a little blue towel draped over her paw like a very official accountant. She slides one bead across for every treat she has received today.
One bead. Two beads. She stops. She checks the wires. She slides them back and counts again. There should be ten. There are only two. Somebody in this house is clearly cooking the books. She stares at you, then at the treat cupboard, then back at you. RECOUNT. The audit will continue until the numbers add up.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: being audited every snack time, treats paid out in strict instalments, and a cat who keeps much better records than you do.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras