Bathroomus Escortus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 16 (the page you cannot read in private)
- Spell
- Bathroomus Escortus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Easy, the door was never closed)
- Casting time
- Every single time you go
- Mana required
- 1 open door, 2 huge staring eyes, and 0 privacy allowed
You walk to the bathroom. You hear tiny paws behind you. Before you can close the door, a fluffy little white wizard in a purple hat slips through, sits down, and stares at you with enormous sparkly eyes. She does not blink. She does not leave. She just gives a supportive little mrrp.
Bathroomus Escortus is a protection spell. She is guarding you. From what? Unclear. Maybe the sink. Maybe the bathmat. Close the door and she will cry like you vanished from the earth forever. Open it and she will simply watch, proud of you, your tiny furry bodyguard.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: never peeing alone again, tiny paws under the door, and getting a little lonely when she isn't there to watch.
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras