Bathus Horroris Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 10 (the page that's still a little damp)
- Spell
- Bathus Horroris
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy for you, unforgivable for her)
- Casting time
- The world's longest four minutes
- Mana required
- 1 bubbly bathtub, 1 rubber duck, and 0 forgiveness, forever
She trusted you. She purred for you. And now: water. Our tiny ginger wizard sits in a bubbly bathtub, completely soaked, her pink hat dripping, her fluffy fur flat. A rubber duck floats beside her. Her sparkly eyes stare at you with the deepest betrayal any creature has ever felt.
Scholars of bath time agree she will remember this forever. After she's wrapped in a towel, she will give exactly one wet, offended mrrp and refuse to look at you for an hour. Then she'll get the zoomies all over the house. You deserve it.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: feeling guilty when you run a bath, a towel collection for emergencies, and a respectful fear of tiny furious wet things. 🛁
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras