Bedus Makeus Ruinus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 71 (the page with a lump in the middle)
- Spell
- Bedus Makeus Ruinus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (The sheet will never lie flat again)
- Casting time
- The exact moment you start making the bed
- Mana required
- 1 fresh bedsheet, 1 hidden cat, and a mysterious lump that refuses to move
You shake out the clean sheet. It floats down beautifully. And then a lump appears in the middle of the bed. The lump moves. The lump attacks your hands. Our tiny wizard has turned bed-making into her favorite game.
Bedus Makeus Ruinus is a blockade spell. The bed will be made eventually, maybe, with the cat still inside. Scholars say this counts. Scholars have never made a bed.
Stick her on your notebook and leave your bed unmade with pride. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: beds that are never quite flat, playing whack-a-lump with your sheets, and giving up on hospital corners.
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