Bellyus Trapus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page that is soft and fluffy and a trap)
- Spell
- Bellyus Trapus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy, because you never learn)
- Casting time
- Right when you think it's safe
- Mana required
- 1 fluffy belly, 4 hidden claws, and 0 percent chance you resist
Behold: a tiny wizard on her back, pink hat tipped over one ear, paws curled up, belly floof out for all to see. It is the softest thing in the entire universe. Her sparkly eyes look at you. Her little toe beans wiggle. She gives a sweet, inviting mrrp. You reach out your hand. Closer. Closer.
And then: GOTCHA. Four paws wrap around your arm like a fuzzy bear trap, and tiny bunny kicks begin. Scholars have been warning humans about Bellyus Trapus for centuries. Not one human has ever listened. You will reach for the belly again tomorrow. We all will.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: tiny scratches you are weirdly proud of, an inability to resist anything fluffy, and telling everyone "it's a trap" and then doing it anyway. 🐾
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras