Blameus Dogus Framus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 93 (the page with a suspiciously torn corner)
- Spell
- Blameus Dogus Framus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, just point)
- Casting time
- Right after the crash
- Mana required
- 1 broken vase, 1 dog bowl, 1 dog who was not even in the room
A crash was heard from the living room. You came running. There, beside what used to be your favorite vase, sits a tiny cream wizard with huge sparkly innocent eyes, one paw pointing very firmly at the dog bowl.
She was asleep. She was nowhere near it. Ask the dog. Never mind that the dog is outside. Never mind that she has a little bit of vase on her nose. The evidence is clear and the evidence says dog. NOT ME.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: apologizing to every dog you meet, hiding your vases in a cupboard, and pointing at someone else whenever something breaks.
Want the full story? Read Blameus Dogus Framus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras