Bowlus Snugus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 32 (the page with a banana stuck to it)
- Spell
- Bowlus Snugus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Requires a bowl two sizes too small)
- Casting time
- The moment you buy fresh fruit
- Mana required
- 1 tiny fruit bowl, 1 very big wizard, and 0 bananas still in the bowl
You put out a lovely fruit bowl. Apples, oranges, one perfect banana. Then our tiny blue wizard (who is not so tiny) arrived in her rainbow hat, stepped in, and squished down until the bowl was just a cat. Fruit rolled across the counter in every direction. She looks up with big, sparkly, perfectly innocent eyes and a soft mrrp.
Scholars of furniture say if it fits, she sits, and if it doesn't fit, she sits harder. The bowl is snug. The wizard is snug. The bananas are on the floor now, and nobody is going to move her, because look at her.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: buying a bigger fruit bowl that will also be taken, keeping apples in a drawer, and an urgent need to squeeze into small spaces.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras