Chairus Warmus Stealus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 9 (the page that is still a little bit warm)
- Spell
- Chairus Warmus Stealus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Easy, the human did the warming)
- Casting time
- The second you stand up
- Mana required
- 1 warm chair, 1 cup of coffee, and 0 chance of getting your seat back
You stand up to fetch a coffee. That's all. Ten seconds. When you turn around, our tiny mint wizard in her purple hat has already taken the chair, settled right in the warm spot you left, paws neatly tucked. She looks up with big innocent sparkly eyes and a soft mrrp, as if she's been sitting there all day.
Scholars of furniture law confirm that standing up counts as giving the chair away forever. You stand there holding your coffee, betrayed. You sit on the floor. The chair is hers now. She's earned it, somehow.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: never getting up from a comfy chair again, sitting on the floor a lot, and a deep understanding of "you snooze, you lose." ☕
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras