Couchus Scratchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 45 (the page about expensive furniture)
- Spell
- Couchus Scratchus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (Easy, the couch is already ruined)
- Casting time
- The moment you say 'that was new'
- Mana required
- 1 fancy couch, 10 tiny claws, and 0 interest in the scratching post
You bought the perfect scratching post. Tall. Sturdy. Wrapped in cozy rope. It sits right there, untouched and lonely. Meanwhile a tiny ginger wizard in a green hat is up on the pink couch, claws out, sparkly eyes shining, going scritch scritch scritch with the happiest little mrrp you have ever heard.
Couchus Scratchus only works on furniture that cost a lot of money. Scholars have tested cardboard, rope and carpet. Nope. The spell needs velvet, leather, or the couch you are still paying off. The post is decoration now. It always was.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: throw blankets on every chair, a scratching post you dust once a month, and a couch with a very fluffy, very shredded corner.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras