Counterus Forbiddus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 15 (the page balanced right at the edge of the table)
- Spell
- Counterus Forbiddus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Requires holding eye contact the entire time)
- Casting time
- The exact second you say "don't you dare"
- Mana required
- 1 kitchen counter, 1 full mug, and the longest, most loving stare in history
She's on the counter. She knows she's not allowed on the counter. She looks at you. You look at her. Then one tiny paw reaches out and slowly pushes your mug toward the edge, and she never, ever breaks eye contact.
Counterus Forbiddus is an archmage spell because it takes nerves of steel and a heart full of love. She isn't being bad. She's asking a question: "Do you love me more than this mug?" Choose wisely. The mug is choosing gravity.
Stick her on your laptop, a safe place far from the edge. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: keeping every mug in the center of the table, losing every staring contest, and the word "no" losing all its power.
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