Doorus Indecisus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 5 (the page that can't decide which way to turn)
- Spell
- Doorus Indecisus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Hard for the human holding the door)
- Casting time
- Somewhere between forever and never
- Mana required
- 1 open door, 1 paw in, 1 paw out, and 0 final decisions
She wanted to go outside. She yelled about it. You opened the door. Now our tiny wizard stands in the doorway, pink hat on, one paw inside, one paw outside, thinking very hard. The breeze ruffles her whiskers. Her sparkly eyes look at the yard. Then at the couch. Then at the yard.
You hold the door. You keep holding the door. The heating bill climbs. Scholars say Doorus Indecisus has no time limit. Finally she makes up her mind, steps back inside, and gives a polite mrrp. No, thank you. Ask again in five minutes.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: standing in doorways for no reason, unusually strong arm muscles from holding doors, and taking a long time to pick a snack. 🚪
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras