Fridgeus Teleportus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 43 (the page about the cold magic box)
- Spell
- Fridgeus Teleportus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Effortless, if you hear the door)
- Casting time
- 0.2 seconds after the fridge opens
- Mana required
- 1 fridge door, 1 cheese slice, and 0 footsteps heard
You open the fridge. You blink. And there she is: a tiny wizard in a pink hat, already sitting by the milk with huge sparkly eyes, as if she has lived there all along. Nobody saw her walk in. Nobody ever does. She just gives a polite little mrrp and stares at the cheese.
This is Fridgeus Teleportus, the oldest spell in the kitchen spellbook of cats. Range: anywhere in the house. Trigger: the faintest sound of a fridge seal. Toe beans touch the cold shelf, and the cheese is somehow already gone. You will close the fridge slower next time. It will not help.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: opening the fridge very quietly, sharing cheese against your will, and the sudden feeling you're being watched by something small and fluffy.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras