Lapus Imprisonus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 46 (the page that will not let you get up)
- Spell
- Lapus Imprisonus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy for her, impossible for you)
- Casting time
- As soon as you really need to pee
- Mana required
- 1 warm lap, 1 smug peeking eye, and 0 permission to stand up
You sit down for just a minute. A tiny wizard in a green hat climbs onto your lap, turns around three times, and melts into a warm purring loaf. You are now legally stuck. One sparkly eye peeks open, very smug, as if to say: mrrp, you live here now.
This is Lapus Imprisonus, the coziest prison in the world. Need the bathroom? Too bad. Phone on the table? It's gone now. Leg asleep? You are a chair. No human has ever broken this spell, because moving a sleeping cat is against the rules of the universe.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: cold tea you couldn't reach, numb legs, a full bladder, and the happiest heart you've had all week.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras