Litterus Zoomus Exitus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 25 (the page that ran away)
- Spell
- Litterus Zoomus Exitus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy, the panic is built in)
- Casting time
- Zero seconds, she is already gone
- Mana required
- 1 freshly used litter box, 4 turbo paws, and 0 looking back
The deed is done. A tiny blue wizard in an orange hat bursts out of the litter box at full speed, a big dust cloud behind her, ears back, sparkly eyes wide, zooming across the house like something is chasing her, with a victorious little mrrp.
Litterus Zoomus Exitus is a speed spell, cast many times a day. Nobody knows why it happens. The cat doesn't know either. It is simply the law: once you leave the box, you must run like the wind until you reach the far end of the house.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: jumping out of the way of a blue blur, finding litter in faraway rooms, and laughing every single time.
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras