Mortgagus Ignoreus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 54 (the page stamped OVERDUE)
- Spell
- Mortgagus Ignoreus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (sitting is a skill)
- Casting time
- Until the envelopes stop coming, so forever
- Mana required
- 1 stack of red-stamped bills, 1 royal behind, 0 dollars
A king needs a throne. A king does not need to know what “escrow” means. So our wizard stacks every scary envelope into one tall, wobbly seat and settles on top, chest puffed, tail draped like a royal cape.
The red ink glares. The cat glares back, sweetly. Payment is declined on royal grounds, and every letter receives the same official reply: RETURN TO SENDER.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Fit: a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. Gift idea: a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. Printed to order just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: a newfound calm when the mail arrives, an urge to sit on important paperwork, and adults everywhere saying “honestly, same.”
Want the full story? Read Mortgagus Ignoreus in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras