Paperus Bagus Invadus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 6 (the page that crinkles when you turn it)
- Spell
- Paperus Bagus Invadus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Instant, once the groceries are out)
- Casting time
- The second a paper bag touches the floor
- Mana required
- 1 crinkly paper bag, 1 running start, and 0 regard for the groceries still inside
You set down the shopping. You turn around for one second. Crinkle, crinkle. Our tiny wizard has gone in headfirst, and now all that's left is a fluffy butt, two little back legs and one very pleased tail sticking straight up out of the bag. The pink wizard hat lies abandoned on the floor beside it. There was no time for hats. A cave had appeared.
Scholars agree the bag now belongs to the cat by ancient law. It cannot be folded. It cannot be recycled. It will live in the middle of the kitchen until it falls apart, and you will carefully step around it every day, because someone lives there now.
The wizard cat and the bag are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you knows exactly who owns the bag. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: an inability to throw away paper bags, strangers sending you videos of their cat in a box, and a sudden urge to say "I live here now" in every new room. 🛍️
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras