Pettus Pettus Biteus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 19 (the page with a tiny bite mark)
- Spell
- Pettus Pettus Biteus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Medium, timing is everything)
- Casting time
- Exactly one pet too many
- Mana required
- 11 gentle pets, 1 happy purr, and 1 surprise chomp
A tiny lavender wizard in a green hat rolls over and purrs. You pet her. She loves it. You pet her again. Bliss. Sparkly eyes, happy mrrp, toe beans stretching. Then, with no warning at all, she grabs your hand with all four paws and gives it a little love bite.
Pettus Pettus Biteus is a counting spell, and only the cat knows the number. It changes daily. It might be eleven pets. It might be two. Scholars agree the bite means I love you, that is enough now. Your hand disagrees, but your heart understands.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: counting pets out loud, flinching at purring, and still going back for one more pet anyway.
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Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras