Shoeus Sniffus Judgus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 64 (the page that smells like old sneakers)
- Spell
- Shoeus Sniffus Judgus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, the shoe must be worn recently)
- Casting time
- The second you take off your shoes
- Mana required
- 1 sneaker, 1 curious nose, and a face of total disgust
You take off your shoes. Our tiny wizard comes over to investigate. She sniffs. And sniffs again. And then her mouth falls open in pure, open-mouthed horror, like she just smelled the worst thing in the history of smells.
Shoeus Sniffus Judgus is a spell of brutal honesty. She'll keep coming back to sniff it again, just to make sure it's still that bad. It is. You'll buy new shoes.
Stick her on your water bottle and remember to air out your sneakers. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: airing out your shoes, a sudden interest in foot spray, and laughing at every cat stink-face video online.
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